[...] it needs to be in the "out of the box" FPC. And, frankly, history says that's not likely in the near future [...]
that is
the central problem... when i was young i used to think to myself that most of those folks who were 'obstacles' were much older than me, and one day they would no longer be here (ie, no longer 'obstacles'). now that i'm old i realize that now none of the things i'd like to see happen are likely to happen in my remaining lifetime

hence i've been working on throwing my hands in the air while saying "what is the point of even trying?", then going outside to sit in the sun.
btw, i do use VMs myself, mostly Mint 19.3 XFCE for backwards compatibility testing - i think 19.3 was also the last Mint that had a 32-bit version, and was based upon Ubuntu 18.04. but just recently my VMs have had some issues with reliability of serial ports, that cropped when i had to upgrade to a later version of VirtualBox. so we are, to some degree, at the mercy of Oracle keeping up support for our older VMs on newer releases of VirtualBox!
cheers,
rob :-)