Happy to ship an M3 Supermax to whomever is willing to fix this bug, as long as their country is not one that is a restricted shipping destination due to lithium ion battery regulations.
To clarify, the device is an M3 Max 16" MacBook Pro in its original shrinkwrap, 128 GB / 8 TB / 40 GPU cores (hence, "Supermax").
Sadly it has just been rendered obsolete with the imminent availability of the M4 Supermax, alas some things we just have to live with, don't we?
100% serious offer.